Life, liberty and the pursuit of laziness. Declare your independence from your boring old suit and tie, and slip into this American Dreamer Onesie.
A baggy fit allows for you to get comfortable in any position without having to worry about your adult onesie cutting off circulation to any important regions.
With a hood (hoodie) to keep your head warm and a drop seat back that allows the user to use the restroom without having to remove the entire onesie; what more could you ask for?! And since it’s the Uni-Lazy, that also means Uni-Sex… It serves as both men’s pajamas and women’s pajamas.
Drinking a beer for breakfast
While the bald eagles scream
Slipping into your onesie
That's the American Dream