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Uni-Lazy Naming Contest Winners

Monday, February 22, 2010 6:46:45 PM America/Chicago

For a while we had been running a naming contest to see who could come up with the best names for the different color Uni-Lazys that we offer.  We got tired of plain old gray, black, green, etc. and decided it was time to spice things up a bit!  Also, we would find it much more entertaining to talk with customers about the "Asleep on the Job Gray" Uni-Lazy, as opposed to just "Gray."  Also, our new name for Taupe - "Triflin' Taupe" - just makes me laugh... so that one is basically for my own amusement. 

Now, we upped the ante a bit and decided that instead of just awarding a Half-off coupon, we would go ahead and give the winners FREE Uni-Lazys!!  The Uni-Lazys that they are being awarded are going to be from our Spring line that we expect to launch in about 2 months.... more to come on this later.  So, without further delay, here are the winning names and the corresponding winning customers.

Comatose Camo - Ben Steiner

Asleep on the Job Gray - Randy Fitzhauser

Black to Sleep - Ruben Rinslowski

Hanky Pinky Fuchsia - Arlen Davidson

Workday Blues - Stacy Wolfgram

Reddy for Bed - Kendra and Sue

Triflin' Taupe - Brent Gibbs

Robin Hoodie Green - Arlen Davidson


Congratulations to all of our winners and we look forward to sending out your NEW Uni-Lazys as soon as they are in!!

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Brother Arlen C. Davidson

posted onWednesday, February 24, 2010 9:52:59 PM America/Chicago
On the auspicious occasion of receiving these awards, I would like to thank my Lazy as I believe it to be, with Dave and Tyler strolling (they never run) in close second place. Also, I acknowledge the hoi polloi I crawled over while working the 12 Steps to seeking pure Lazy...(walking would expend too much energy that could be used elsewhere...like popping beer cans, hand-to-mouth consumption of snacks, and the epitome of laziness...usage of remotes). My parents deserve a shout-out for their lackadaisical condom usage during a moment of intense animal lust thus begetting into this high-speed society, a seeker, disciple, and ultimate finder of total clarity into the meaning of Lazy. We are, after all, like the saffron robed monks of Angkor Wat, seekers of the meaning responding to its call. Thank You!

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