LAZY SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

Step 1: We admitted we really didn't care about our addiction to wearing UniLazys - that our lives had become forever lazy! How It Works: The fact is that most admitted lazy individuals (also known as Lazaholics), for reasons yet obscure, have lost caring about how others view our choice in dress. Our so-called willpower becomes practically non-existent against the wonderful feeling of pure comfort this garment affords. We are unable, at certain times, to bring into our consciousness with sufficient force the memory of the suffering and humiliation of even a week or a month ago, a life without our precious UniLazys. We are without defense against the feeling of pure, unadulterated laziness upon donning the garment. ...

Written by Arlen Davidson