Collection: Heavyweight Onesies

If you've ever wanted to turn your ultra-comfortable hooded sweatshirt into a onesie, then this garment is for you. Made from a 85% polyester/15% cotton blend, this fabric is the bees knees of lazy fabric. These heavyweight onesies are 50% heavier than our Fleece Onesies, resulting in some wearers having their extremities fall asleep, never to wake again. In extreme instances, some wearers have gone into a full-blown vegetative state - thus making them literally "couch potatoes."
  • Drift Away Gray Onesie
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    $34.99
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    $34.99
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  • Workday Blues Onesie
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    $34.99
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    $34.99
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  • Heathered Purple Onesie
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    $39.99
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    $39.99
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    $49.99
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  • Kick Back Black Onesie
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    $34.99
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    $34.99
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  • Fair Isle Red Onesie
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    $29.99
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    $29.99
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  • Rainbow Onesie
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    $34.99
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    $34.99
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  • SS American Dreamer Onesie
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    $34.99
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    $34.99
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  • Down with the "Flu" Blue Onesie
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    $24.99
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    $24.99
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