STEP 2 OF 12 FOR BECOMING A LAZYHOLIC
Step 2: We came to believe that Forever Lazy created a garment, with greater power than ourselves alone, that could restore us to laziness.
How It Works:
When, therefore, we speak to you of Lazy, we mean your own conception of that. Do not let any prejudice you may have against this term deter you from honestly asking yourself what it means to you. At the start, this was all we needed to commence attitudinal growth, to effect our first conscious relation with Lazy as we understood it. Afterward, we found ourselves accepting many things which seemed entirely out of reach (i.e. chips, dip, beer, hot wings, and Jello shots). That was growth, but if we wished to grow we had to begin somewhere. So we used our own conception, however limited it was. We asked ourselves but one short question; "Do I now believe, or am I willing to believe, that the Uni-Lazy exudes total comfort?" As soon as a person can say that they do believe, or is willing to believe, we emphatically assure them that they are on their way to Lazy nirvana. It has been repeatedly proven among us that upon this simple cornerstone a wonderfully effective temple to Lazy can be built. A person formerly eaten up with raging munchies, shame, doubt, and guilt of being to uptight to don a Uni-Lazy and consumed with being politically correct will become calm and begin to veg out by focusing on doing some simple steps. You are not alone; there are other caring brothers and sisters who wear the Lazy garment and have dealt with the same problems as the newcomer. The point is that we open our minds to believe. We may have difficulty with this, but by keeping an open mind, sooner or later, we find the path to true laziness.