We always talk about how Awesome our Customer Service is and last week I got a chance to really practice what we preach. Last month, we got a ton of great publicity and the sales were fantastic! Therefore, most of our Uni-Lazies went into “backorder mode” with an expected wait time of 2-3 weeks...
For a while we had been running a naming contest to see who could come up with the best names for the different color Uni-Lazys that we offer. We got tired of plain old gray, black, green, etc. and decided it was time to spice things up a bit! Also, we would find it much more entertaining to ta...
While doing our continued research on laziness, we came across this movie that really struck a chord with us here at Forever Lazy. We think that these tips could really come in handy at the office...
Happy Fall from all of your friends at Forever Lazy! While you all brace for the colder temperatures, we are quickly heading into our busy season and can't wait to get you all in a new Forever Lazy this lazy season. We have a couple of pieces of information we would like to keep you all updated a...
A few years ago, we experimented with a small line of Children’s Onesies for children between the sizes of 4 and 12. This program only lasted a very brief time because the line was released only a couple months before we signed our Infomercial contracts. At that point, the infomercial company dec...
The Holidays have come and gone, and well...we have a lot of out of stock styles and sizes. Replenishment is on the way (albeit stuck in port congenstion), and we are scheduled to receive more inventory by the end of February. We will be replenishing our deluxe fleece Black to Sleep, Trifflin Tie...
In an effort to continue offering super comfortable and high quality products, we are excited to announce the addition of slippers to the Forever Lazy product line. We have formed a partnership with a prominent and respected casual footware company to offer both men's and women's slippers. We hav...
Tuesday, October 14, 2014 1:41:49 PM America/Chicago Forever Lazy recently launched a sharing and loyalty program to reward customers for purchases, interactions, social sharing, and referrals. We believe that the best way to grow a business is investing in exisiting customers by rewarding loyalt...
Wednesday, October 1, 2014 4:19:14 PM America/Chicago Halloween is just around the corner, and it's time to start thinking about what you're going to wear. We figure the best costumes are awesome, comfortable, and wearable beyond Halloween, and a Forever Lazy most definetely fits these requiremen...
As summer ends and Uni-Lazy season rapidly approaches, we are getting extremely excited about what we have in store for this Fall/Winter! While everyone was out enjoying the beautiful summer weather, we were busy working on developing our Children’s line as well as selecting a few new colors to a...
Tuesday, September 16, 2014 1:44:02 PM America/Chicago Our customers have always loved that they can customize their onesies with embroidery text that runs across the left chest of the pajama. Over time, we had received countless inquiries from customers asking about embroidery on different locat...
We at Forever Lazy are excited for opening weekend of the NFL Season! So to celebrate the first weekend we figured we'd do a FREE Uni-Lazy contest! So here it goes… First person to submit an entry with a selection of three correct winning teams from opening weekend of the NFL Season wins a FREE U...
If anybody has been wondering what the 2015 Winter has in store following the bitterly cold and snow filled Winter of 2014, the Farmers Almanac has just released its upcoming Winter Forecast. Let's just say you will need some ultra warm onesies from Forever Lazy to surive this winter. "The win...
Friday, August 29, 2014 10:52:56 AM America/Chicago Well, it has been nearly 4 years since our last blog post. I guess you could say laziness has definetely gotten the better of us. A lot has changed over the last 4 years - we gave infomercials a shot, we moved our business from WI to FL and back...
Thanks to Erin Carter for the winning submission! She wins a Free Uni-Lazy of her choice for winning this weeks Weekly Facebook Giveaway Contest! Kudos to Erin as well for including an awesome picture. For your chance to enter and win in our Weekly Facebook Contests become a fan of Forever La...
Today we have decided that we are going to start a weekly Uni-Lazy giveaway contest! The contest will most likely change format from week to week. For example, one week may be submitting captions for lazy pictures that we find, while the next week may be the first to correctly name a movie based ...
We at Forever Lazy love napping, especially in our Uni-Lazies. We love it so much that we dedicate a mandatory half hour to napping somewhere between 2 PM and 3:30 PM every day. If any Forever Lazy worker does not adhere to this policy, it is grounds for automatic termination!
Why are we so de...
Here at Forever Lazy, we have always said that the main driving force of our success has always been our loyal customers and fans. They help to spread the word of laziness to everyone that they know, which in turn helps to increase our sales and keep us going forward. Therefore, we have been h...
Tyler and I have decided that the mustache is fading too quickly from our generation and it needs to be brought back to life. So, we recruited a few of our friends, picked a ‘stache, and let the contest begin!
What mustache options do we have? Well, if you happen to be attending the World Bear...
Over the last 6 months Forever Lazy has searched tirelessly to find the laziest and softest lightweight fabric for our fleece alternative. After all, even though it is getting warmer, we all still need to be lazy! Our search has lead us to a Bamboo/Cotton Blend fabric. Initially, we thought ab...
*Letter to our Customers*Forever Lazy has learned some important lessons since we sold our first Uni-Lazy back in August of 2009.The biggest thing we learned is that for Forever Lazy to continue to grow, it will be because of the support and loyalty of our customer base. Still being a relatively ...
We just finished our negotiations late Tuesday evening with our overseas export company that has been in charge of completing our order for the NEW Bamboo blend Uni-Lazies. As a result, they are set to ship next week with an estimated arrival date to the Forever Lazy HQ of June 12th. We couldn’...
Step 4
Made a searching, aggressive, and fearlessly amoral inventory of ourselves
How It Works
A probing, invasive, and lasciviously personal inventory sorting through deep confusion and contradictions society placed in our lives preventing us from finding out who we really are. We are start...
Over the course of the last 7 months, the Uni-Lazy has evolved into much more than we ever could have hoped for when we first started Forever Lazy. At the outset of our business, we expected that the main demographic that would latch on to the Uni-Lazy would be college students and people (mostly...
So we had our first radio interview last week. It was bittersweet... We had a great time talking with Jane and CV from B93.3 in Milwaukee, however getting up that early really took a toll on the old body and made us move our naptime up a couple hours that day. After the interview was over, we g...
Congrats to the winners of the March Contest "Why I am so lazy I deserve a Uni-Lazy"! Their winning entries are below...I think we can all agree these guys are definately lazy enough to deserve their free Uni-Lazys!
My laziness is so high on the laziness scale that I had to have my wife buy a ...
*March Lazy Contest*
A couple weeks ago the founders of Forever Lazy, Dave and Tyler, appeared on the “Phil Cast” hosted by Phil Cianciola, the biggest name in Milwaukee Radio. The topic of discussion revolved around the “Art of Being Forever Lazy.” Let me tell you, there was nothing more enjoyab...
We have received a lot of inquiries from people wondering if and when we would be releasing Forever Lazy Tees. That day has arrived, and we are excited to have released two of the softest and most comfortable Tees we have ever worn. We figured if we are going to make Tees, let’s not settle and ma...
Step 3: Made a decision to turn our inculcated will and coerced lives over to Lazy as we understood it.
How It Works: Step 3 is where we decide to trust Lazy with our recovery of being caught up in the vortex of a world trying to catch it's tail. We admitted our powerlessness to overcome our addi...
Step 2: We came to believe that Forever Lazy created a garment, with greater power than ourselves alone, that could restore us to laziness.
How It Works:
When, therefore, we speak to you of Lazy, we mean your own conception of that. Do not let any prejudice you may have against this term deter yo...
Step 1: We admitted we really didn't care about our addiction to wearing UniLazys - that our lives had become forever lazy! How It Works: The fact is that most admitted lazy individuals (also known as Lazaholics), for reasons yet obscure, have lost caring about how others view our choice in dre...
Every now and again, two things tend to happen. The first: We get awesome feedback from our customers. The second: Some people mention that the legs of the Uni-Lazy are a little too long for their body type. Now, since the Uni-Lazy has to accommodate people of all different heights and weights, a...
Just as an update to all of our customers that keep checking in to see if we have re-stocked, we wanted to let everyone know that we are still waiting on the zippers to complete our current Uni-Lazy order. We should be hearing from our manufacturer later today to see how soon they will be ready ...
Our return policy reads, 365 days, free returns, any reason. People warned us that having such a generous return policy would lead to people exploiting Forever Lazy and our return policy. Nearly 5 months later, we are proud to say our return rate sits at 2.4%. We decided to implement such a gener...
Hey Everyone! Due to the recent publicity on the Today Show this morning, we have been flying through our inventory even faster than we ever could have predicted! Therefore, there may be times that the website is moving slowly, or items that may be out of stock. We do have a replenishment order c...
To review one of our first blog entries, the theory of Lazynomics revolves around one primary principle, increasing returns to laziness. Increasing returns to laziness refers to an individual, or an entity, reducing their amount of work or effort (often referred to as input) and consequently deri...
We just wanted to write a quick note to let everyone know that starting on Monday (Dec. 14th) we will be receiving daily shipments from our manufacturer to restock certain sizes and colors. So, if there’s a certain size/color that you are looking for that we are currently out of stock on, please ...
First and foremost we want to let everyone know that the Uni-Lazys are flying off our shelves this Holiday season! We have had a great run so far, and sales continue to grow every day! That being said, if you haven’t purchased your Uni-Lazy(s) or are interested in purchasing more before Christmas...
One of the biggest things that excited us about leaving the corporate grind and diving into the world of self-employment was the fact that we could essentially set our own hours. Having my alarm clock ringing at the wee hours of the morning to get up and drag myself in to celebrate “Casual Friday...
Hey everyone, so far we have gotten some awesome feedback from all of you, and for that we are very thankful. We have always said that one of our main purposes is to serve our customers and respond as best we can to all of your feedback! Therefore, in a continuing effort to do just that, we have ...
Somebody once told me there are three things that are certain in life, 1) Taxes, 2) Me not having a date on Valentine's Day, and 3) Sales during the Holiday Season. Starting today, we will be kicking off our “Different Sale Every Day Promotion.”
How it works? Forever Lazy will implement a differe...
We here at Forever Lazy absolutely love the show Mad Men. We make sure to tune in every week to see what Don Draper is up to. In the course of watching the past couple seasons we've always wondered why Don Draper is so good at picking up women... and now we finally get it...
Here is our second Video Blog explaining why we started Forever Lazy. We make important comparisons between our product and the competition. Check it out!
As you can see, the Uni-Lazy has been successful in treating the H1N1 (Swine flu) and is perfect for cleaning up after your pets at early hours of the morning. Stay tuned, as the Phase I trials show that our Spring line could indeed be the cure for the Common Cold.
We at Forever Lazy had never heard of the childrens book “Where the Wild Things Are.” Nor did we have any idea there was a movie that would be premiering October 16th, 2009. That all changed about two weeks ago when we started getting flooded with emails and phone calls indicating they needed t...